Here I am graduating. That's Dean Ken Randall on the left. The "diploma" he's handing me is actually just blank white paper. In fact, no one got a diploma. Grades aren't all in yet and final status won't be official for weeks, so there's still time to fall short and not really graduate. How lovely!
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You shouldn't feel like you have to provide "proof" that you graduated. We believe you. Moreover, we believe IN you!
"Dean Ken Randall" sounds like the name of an '80's TV star, as in "I'll take Dean Ken Randall to block," or "That new DKR show with all the explosions kicks ass!"
Satan will cook your balls, Haffner.
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