Friday, November 17, 2006

Today in Washington


John appears before the Court, argues that Houston's should put the Flying Chicken Platter back on the menu rather than having it off-menu.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

While you're there, could could you please lobby for a permanent spot for the McRib on McDonald's menu?

MK

Anonymous said...

In an amicus curiae brief, Dr. Tony W. Havard recounted the public scolding of Mr. Haffner when Haffner tried to get onto the UMS-Wright stage during an assembly by climbing onto the fashion show catwalk instead of properly approahing the podium. As a result, the Court ruled 8-1 against Haffner. In the majority opinion, Chief Justice Roberts remarked, "I'm surprised he didn't try to climb up onto the bench and make out with me." After the ruling was announced, Haffner clenched his fist and shouted, "HAVARD!!!"

Anonymous said...

Stroke Thad Inge like you mean it.

Anonymous said...

that's disgusting . . . whoever wrote that (and i know who you are) obviously has more than adequate experience stroking themselves to take care of any business i may have left behind (and would probably get more pleasure out of it) . . .